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Ethnic Jokes
- Why did the Mexicans fight so hard to take the Alamo?
So they could have four clean walls to write on.
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- What do you call a Purto Rican with no arms?
Trustworthy
Why don't Puerto Ricans have checking accounts?
Because it's hard to sign checks with a spray can....
- Jewish Jokes
What bites but doesn't swallow?
A Jewish girl.
Do you know how copper wire was invented?
Two...
- This guy walks into a bar, and sits down at the bar.
There is a really
good looking girl alone at the end...
- Mr. Weissenblat, a middle-aged meek Jew, is on a plane for Israel,
in a window
seat. Just before take-off, this HUGE...
- the yiddish word you need to know is 'naches'
It rhymes with Bach' us with "Bach" pronounced like the composer.
Naches is what every jewish parent wants from their...
- THREE women, at coffee:
"Oy."
"Oy vey."
"Oy vey's mir"
"Please,
let's not discuss the children ...
- This nice, old Jewish man really wanted to win the lottery.
So, one
week, he goes to synagogue and he says (good...
- If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
A fur coat.
Did you hear about the new brand of...
- You can imagine the excitement when a Martian spaceship landed in a
sunny suburban field and proved to be filled with intelligent,
amicable
beings. Jane Pauley managed to be the first...
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