- Did you hear about the Newfie Rubix's cube?
It's white on all sides and it takes two minutes to... - Boss: "Newfie, you should have been here at nine o'clock."
Newfie:
"Why, what happened... - Newfie to his friend: " The boys said you weren't fit to sleep with the
pigs.
I stuck up for you. I said you were... - What do you call an eighty year old Newfie prostitute?
Rent-A... - Why do Canadians do it doggy style??
So they both can watch the hockey game!
Canadians ? We call 'em icebacks ... - There was an englishman, a frenchman, and a Newfoundlander sitting in
a bar having a few drinks together.
The englishman says to the frenchman, "So tell me,... - WE CAN'T STAND AMERICANS
1. Because they come up here in the summer,
wearing funny clothes and carrying skis on the tops... - Miscellaneous
Ethnic... - Jewish foreplay: Three hours of begging.
Anglo-Saxon foreplay:
"Whats that??" Black foreplay: "Wake up, bitch... - Did you hear about the Greek who left home because he
didn't like the way he was reared?
He went back because he couldn't leave his brothers...
