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Ethnic Jokes
- Mexican/Puerto Rican Jokes
HP just announced the HAL10000 computer and is diplaying their new
prize at the computer show
Anyone who cares to, can walk right
up and carry on...
- Why did the Mexicans fight so hard to take the Alamo
So they could have four clean walls to write on.
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- What do you call a Purto Rican with no arms?
Trustworthy
Why don't Puerto Ricans have checking accounts
Because it's hard to sign checks with a spray can....
- Jewish Jokes
What bites but doesn't swallow?
A Jewish girl
Do you know how copper wire was invented?
Two...
- This guy walks into a bar, and sits down at the bar
There is a really
good looking girl alone at the end...
- Mr. Weissenblat, a middle-aged meek Jew, is on a plane for Israel
in a window
seat. Just before take-off, this HUGE...
- the yiddish word you need to know is 'naches'
It rhymes with Bach' us with "Bach
pronounced like the composer.
Naches is what every...
- THREE women, at coffee:
"Oy."
"Oy vey."
"Oy vey's mir
Please, let's not discuss the children !...
- This nice, old Jewish man really wanted to win the lottery
So, one
week, he goes to synagogue and he says (good...
- If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be
A fur coat.
Did you hear about the new brand of...
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