- Mexican/Puerto Rican Jokes
HP just announced the HAL10000 computer and is diplaying their new
prize at the computer show.
Anyone who cares to, can walk right
up and carry on a conversation with...
- Why did the Mexicans fight so hard to take the Alamo?
So they could have four clean walls to write on....
- What do you call a Purto Rican with no arms?
Why don't Puerto Ricans have checking accounts?
Because it's hard to sign checks with a spray can.
What do you get when y...
- Jewish Jokes
What bites but doesn't swallow?
A Jewish girl.
Do you know how copper wire was invented?
Two Jews found the same penny....
- This guy walks into a bar, and sits down at the bar.
There is a really
good looking girl alone at the end of the bar....
- Mr. Weissenblat, a middle-aged meek Jew, is on a plane for Israel, in a window
- he yiddish word you need to know is 'naches'
It rhymes with Bach' us with "Bach" pronounced like the composer.
Naches is what every jewish parent wants from their children, lots of good
- THREE women, at coffee:
"Oy vey's mir"
"Please, let's not discuss the children !
- This nice, old Jewish man really wanted to win the lottery.
- If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
A fur coat.
Did you hear about the new brand of tires - Firestein?...
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