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Ethnic Jokes
- Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands
The
agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that...
- Paddy and Mick were approaching a pub which had been destroyed by an IRA bomb
only minutes before
As they passed, a head rolled out of the smoldering...
- Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink...
- How can you identify an Irish pirate
He's the one with patches over both eyes...
- Paddy was picked up on a rape charge. He was placed in a lineup with ten
other fellows and the accusing woman was escorted into the room
Paddy jumped forward, and screamed "That's her! That's...
- Well, Mrs. O'Connor, so you want a divorce?" the solicitor questioned his
client
Tell me about it. Do you have a grudge?"
"Oh, no...
- Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someone spoke to him
Good evenin', Kelly," said the muffled figure. "Don't...
- As soon as she had finished parochial school, a bright young girl named Lena
shook the dust of Ireland off her shoes and made her way to New York where
before long
she became a successful...
- Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern
To Mike
Callahan, the barkeep, Shandy said "Mike,...
- Q: What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime
A: Paddy O'Furniture...
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