- Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands.
The
agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful reading.... - Paddy and Mick were approaching a pub which had been destroyed by an IRA bomb
only minutes before.
As they passed, a head rolled out of the smoldering ruins
and across the pavement before them.... - Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.... - How can you identify an Irish pirate?
He's the one with patches over both eyes.
- Paddy was picked up on a rape charge. He was placed in a lineup with ten
other fellows and the accusing woman was escorted into the room.
Paddy jumped forward, and screamed "That's her! That's he... - Well, Mrs. O'Connor, so you want a divorce?" the solicitor questioned his
client.
Tell me about it. Do you have a grudge?"
"Oh, no," replied Mrs.... - Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someone spoke to him.
"Good evenin', Kelly," said the muffled figure. "Don't ye be knowin' your old
friend Grogan any more?... - Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.
To Mike
Callahan, the barkeep, Shandy said "Mike, I'll be havin' three whiskeys.... - Q: What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?
A: Paddy O'Furniture!
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