If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
A fur coat.
Did you hear about the new brand of tires - Firestein?
They not only stop on a dime, they pick it up.
Did you hear about the new movie called "Altered Suits?"
It's the story of a Jewish man who takes acid and buys retail.
A fur coat.
Did you hear about the new brand of tires - Firestein?
They not only stop on a dime, they pick it up.
Did you hear about the new movie called "Altered Suits?"
It's the story of a Jewish man who takes acid and buys retail.
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