Jewish Jokes What Bites But Doesn't Swallow? A Jewish Girl.

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What bites but doesn't swallow?
A Jewish girl.

Do you know how copper wire was invented?
Two Jews found the same penny.

How was the Grand Canyon formed?
A Jew dropped a nickel down a gopher hole.

"My daughter lives in a penthouse apartment in Miami," reports Sadie
to her friend Sophie. "She goes out to dinner every night at a different
restaurant, has beautiful furs and clothes, and lots of boyfriends."
"My daughter's a whore too."

Why do Jewish girls think prostitution is such good business?
"Ya got it, ya sell it, ya still got it!"

First Jew: "Do you like pussy cats?"
Second Jew: "Yes, I do, but Pussy Cohen is okay too!"

Who are the four most dangerous people in the world?
A Jew with money, a Greek with tennis shoes, a Puerto Rican with
a knife, and a Polack with brains.

What do you get when you cross a Jew with a gypsy?
A chain of empty stores.

Do you know how to keep Jews out of the country club?
Let one in, and he'll keep the rest out.

Why is money green?
Because the Jews pick it before it's ripe.

Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Somebody dropped a quarter.

Why do Jews have such big noses?
Because air is free.

What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.

What's the definition of a queer Jew?
Someone who likes girls more than money.

How do you stop a Jewish girl from fucking you?
Marry her.

What's the difference between a JAP and poverty?
Poverty sucks.

How did they know Jesus was Jewish?
Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his
father's business, his mother thought he was God -- and he
thought his mother was a virgin.

Did you hear that the limbo was invented by the Jews?
Yeah, from sneaking into pay toilets.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why do Jews have such big noses?
Because the air is free.

How do you say "fuck you" in Jewish?
Trust me.

Define Jewish foreplay.
Two hours of begging.

Did you hear about the alligators in Florida
with little Jews on their tee-shirts?

What do you get when you cross a Jew and a Gypsy?
A chain of empty stores.

Why are synogoges round?
So the jewish people have nowhere to run when they pass out
the collection plate.

Did you here about the Jewish - Japanese restarant?
Its called So sume.

When does the Jewish male fetus become a person (according to religious custom)?
When it graduates from Law school.

What did the JEWISH Santa say during Christmas?
Anybody want to BUY any presents.....

How can you tell the Jewish mother-in-law at a wedding?
She's the one on her hands and knees picking up the rice.