Mexican/Puerto Rican Jokes
HP just announced the HAL10000 computer and is diplaying their new
prize at the computer show. Anyone who cares to, can walk right
up and carry on a conversation with the machine. So the first person
steps up and the HAL10000 says, "Good Morning I'm a HAL10000 computer,
if you will tell me your IQ, we can have a conversation."
Well, the guy responds, "I have an IQ of 160." So the HAL10000
says, "Very well, let's dicuss Einsteinian tensor mechanics in close
proximity to a singularity event horizon." And so they did.
Later, another guy walks up and exclaims, "My IQ is 110." So the
HAL10000 says, "Very well, let's discuss the working of the internal
combustion engine." And so they did.
Finally, this third guy walks up and says, "My IQ is 65." So the
HAL10000 replies, "Buenos dias senor."
HP just announced the HAL10000 computer and is diplaying their new
prize at the computer show. Anyone who cares to, can walk right
up and carry on a conversation with the machine. So the first person
steps up and the HAL10000 says, "Good Morning I'm a HAL10000 computer,
if you will tell me your IQ, we can have a conversation."
Well, the guy responds, "I have an IQ of 160." So the HAL10000
says, "Very well, let's dicuss Einsteinian tensor mechanics in close
proximity to a singularity event horizon." And so they did.
Later, another guy walks up and exclaims, "My IQ is 110." So the
HAL10000 says, "Very well, let's discuss the working of the internal
combustion engine." And so they did.
Finally, this third guy walks up and says, "My IQ is 65." So the
HAL10000 replies, "Buenos dias senor."
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