- This man had his cock cut off in an accident. He ran into his urologist's
office and shouted "Doctor!
Help! You've got to do something!" The Dr. calmly... - Why did God create WASP's?
Someone has to buy retail!
What do WASP's think Zimbabwe Rhodesia is? A wide... - A white man walks into a doctors office and asks for a physical.
The doc starts performing the normal physical and... - Paddy," asked the barmaid, "what are those two bulges in the front of your
trousers?"
"Ah," said Paddy.
"They're hand grenades. Next time that queer O'Flaherty... - Two Irishmen met in a pub and discussed the illness of a third.
"Poor Micheal Hogan! Faith, I'm afraid he's goin' to... - An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a
train.
After a while, the priest opened a conversation by... - A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first,
"What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day... - Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea
pat yelled:
"Mick! I lost me finger!" "Have you now?" says Mick... - The Irish attempt on Mount Everest was a valiant effort,
but it failed: They ran out of scaffolding... - O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he
slipped and fell heavily.
Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running...
