[the yiddish word you need to know is 'naches'
It rhymes with Bach' us with "Bach" pronounced like the composer.
Naches is what every jewish parent wants from their children, lots of good
returns, good grades, good spouse, good grandchildren. Lots of naches.
So, now that you all understand naches, the joke:]
Two women are sitting having coffee.
"So how's your daughter ?"
"Oh Rachel! She's fine, she just married a dentist !"
"Really ? Isn't she the one that married the lawyer ?"
"Yes, that's her."
"Nice. And isn't she the same one that married the doctor ?"
"Yes, that's my Rachel!"
"And didn't she marry the bank executive before that ?"
"Yes, yes !"
"Ahhh. So much naches from one child !
It rhymes with Bach' us with "Bach" pronounced like the composer.
Naches is what every jewish parent wants from their children, lots of good
returns, good grades, good spouse, good grandchildren. Lots of naches.
So, now that you all understand naches, the joke:]
Two women are sitting having coffee.
"So how's your daughter ?"
"Oh Rachel! She's fine, she just married a dentist !"
"Really ? Isn't she the one that married the lawyer ?"
"Yes, that's her."
"Nice. And isn't she the same one that married the doctor ?"
"Yes, that's my Rachel!"
"And didn't she marry the bank executive before that ?"
"Yes, yes !"
"Ahhh. So much naches from one child !
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Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals.... - Young Kids With Real Insight
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be married to this handsome very rich nobleman.
So they get married and she moves into his big castle, compared to which Camelot is but a pigsty... - A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and
tried striking up a conversation .
.. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies.... - THE IRS LETTER...
Dear Sirs:
I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of the
three dependents I claimed on my 1996 Federal Tax return.
Thank you. I have questioned whether these are my children or not for years.... - Learnign to share
There was a man and woman that were married.
And the man had a problem with referring to everything as his instead of theirs.... - Proxy Fathers
The British Government's policy of socialized medicine has recently been
broadened to include a service called "Proxy Fathers".
Under the government plan, any married woman who is unable to become pregnant through the first five years of her marriage may request the service of a proxy father- a government employee who attempts to solve the couple's problem by impregnating the wife.... - An astronomer on an extended lecture tour became weary of delivering the
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He confided this state of mind to his chauffeur as they were driving to their next destination.... - THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
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