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Ethnic Jokes
- Then there was the Irishman who sued the local baker
for forging the Irishman's
signature on a hot cross...
- What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?
Third grade...
- Two Irishmen met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately,
Pat?"
Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't."
...
- How do you sink an Irish submarine?
Knock on the hatch...
- Sean was fishing and it started to rain, so he moved under the bridge for
shelter.
His pal McGinty saw him and called, "Sean, me boy,...
- The Irish water polo team drowned four horses during
the first chukka...
- Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered
by.
"Help!" Paddy shouted, "Oi'm sinkin'!"
Don't worry...
- The first Irish National Steeplechase was finally abandoned.
Not one horse
could get a descent footing on the cathedral...
- Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a
joke,
and the Scots haven't seen the joke yet...
- Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands.
The
agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that...
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