- O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he
slipped and fell heavily
Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running... - Then there was the Irishman who sued the local baker
for forging the Irishman's signature on a hot cross... - What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life
Third grade... - Two Irishmen met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately
Pat?" Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't." ... - How do you sink an Irish submarine
Knock on the hatch... - Sean was fishing and it started to rain, so he moved under the bridge for
shelter
His pal McGinty saw him and called, "Sean, me boy,... - The Irish water polo team drowned four horses during
the first chukka... - Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered
by
Help!" Paddy shouted, "Oi'm sinkin'!" Don't worry... - The first Irish National Steeplechase was finally abandoned
Not one horse could get a descent footing on the cathedral... - Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a
joke
and the Scots haven't seen the joke yet...
