- And why should you never trust the Chinese?
- Why do Indians wear jock straps?
Totem pole.
What do you call a gay indian? Brave Fucker !... - A San Diego State student (formerly of Indiana) reached his twenty-first
birthday without discovering the sexual pleasures a woman could provide.
One evening his roommate (formerly from Walnut Cre... - What's considered foreplay in Arkansas?
When the man says, "Brace yourself, Linda Lou.
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?... - Q: How many Kentuckians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1: All of them A2: Only one.... they'll screw anything.... - Heard about that female sheriff in Texas?
She has the biggest posse in El Pusso.
How many Texans does it take to water a horse? Two.... - Talk about Alaska food prices. A women went to the store to
buy a couple heads of lettuce, but when she saw the price at
$
2.00 she told the grocer, "Do you know what you can do with this lettuc... - What's the best thing about an Ethiopian blowjob? You know she'll swallow!
- There was a young man hitchiking along a road one day.
A car stopped and the driver opened the door and asked, "What political party are you with?... - HOW FAT WAS SHE?????
1) She was so fat that I had to run her down 'cause I didn't
think I had enough gas to drive around her.
2) She was so fat, we would take her to MacDonalds to watch the ...
