- You can imagine the excitement when a Martian spaceship landed in a
sunny suburban field and proved to be filled with intelligent, amicable
beings.
Jane Pauley managed to be the first television pe... - By coincidence three construction contractors all died on the
same day.
One was a Black fellow. One was an Irishman. One of the men was Jewish.... - 4 rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and 3 were always in accord against the fourth.
- God offered his tablet of commandments to the world.
He first approached the Italians. "What commandments do you offer" they said.... - An American tourist was riding in a taxi in Israel.
As the taxi approached a red light, the tourist was shocked to see the driver drive straight through without even slowing down.... - Three secret service agents go to East Jerusalem in order to find out
who is the most efficient - the KGB, the CIA or the Mossad.
They take a rabbit, put him down in front of Damascus Gate and le... - Uncle Waldo's father was Jewish and his mother was black.
One day Waldo approached his mother and asked "Mom, am I more Jewish or am I more black?... - A Jewish couple have a Son who is a bit troublesome
at age five he starts in school, and pretty soon, his parents get to hear that things aren't going well.... - An old Jew and a young Jew are travelling on the train.
The young Jew asks: "Excuse me, what time is it?... - Q: How many Zionists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to change it and two to declare that the entire Jewish population is behind their actions....
