- You can imagine the excitement when a Martian spaceship landed in a
sunny suburban field and proved to be filled with intelligent
amicable beings. Jane Pauley managed to be the first... - By coincidence three construction contractors all died on the
same day
One was a Black fellow. One was an Irishman. One... - 4 rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and 3
were always in accord against the fourth
One day, the odd rabbi out, with the usual "3 to 1... - God offered his tablet of commandments to the world
He first approached the Italians. "What commandments... - An American tourist was riding in a taxi in Israel
As the taxi approached a red light, the tourist was... - Three secret service agents go to East Jerusalem in order to find out
who is the most efficient
the KGB, the CIA or the Mossad. They take a rabbit... - Uncle Waldo's father was Jewish and his mother was black
One day Waldo approached his mother and asked "Mom... - A Jewish couple have a Son who is a bit troublesome
at age five he starts in school, and pretty soon,... - An old Jew and a young Jew are travelling on the train
The young Jew asks: "Excuse me, what time is it?... - Q: How many Zionists does it take to change a lightbulb
A: Three. One to change it and two to declare that...
