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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Come on, guys! Let's be the team that supports each other.
  [chanting] You can do it, Otto! You can do it, Otto!...
• Homer: Would you like me to shred those environmental reports for you, sir?
  Burns: Already taken care of. [shreds the reports and throw them out the window] Bu...
• The Bible on letters of reference: Are we beginning all over again to produce our credentials?
  Do we, like some people, need letters of introduction to you, or from you?...
• The Bible on letters of reference: Are we beginning all over again to produce our credentials?
  Do we, like some people, need letters of introduction to you, or from you?...