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• Martin: OK, piglet, start squealing. Where'd you get the lemons for this lemonade?
  Boy: Uh...this is Country Time lemonade mix. There's never been anything close to a lemon in it, I swear!...
• Doris: At last the world is safe, eh, Fallout Boy? Nelso
  [too slowly] Watch out -- Director: Next! [Nelson walks off, sees his face in a mirror] Nelso...
• Milhouse: I have nothing to offer you but my love. Bu
  I specifically said, no geeks! Milhouse: But my mom says I'm cool....
• Martin: I am the wondrous wizard of Latin! I am a dervish of declension and a conjurer of conjugation, with a million hit points and maximum charisma.
  [spots a blackboard with verbs written all over it] Aha!...
• Jimbo: Looks like he took a pretty bad spill. Nelso
  [pokes him with a stick] Well, as long as he's hurt....
• Bart: Remember: if you get lost, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
  Martin: Here's a tip: put a pinch of sage in your boots, and all day long a spicy scent is your reward....
• Milhouse: Uh...what's your dad's job again? Ba
  He's a nuclear safety technician. Nelson: What's he doing with that broom?...
• Smithers: Sir, the designers are here with some prototypes for your casino.
  Brit: Gentlemen, I give you Brittania! Gambling with all the glitz and glamour of the British Isles....
• Homer: Come on, Marge, let me in! There's crickets out here.
  [Marge opens the door, glares] OK, Marge....