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  Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait a minute...
• Marge: Mmm, I think we need a new hair dryer. Home
  Marge, you must hate me for not taking Mr. Burns' money....
• Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say, "There's a whole lotta frownin' going on".
  [laughs, then says "Mmm..."] Lisa: Mom, doesn't _any_ love story have a happy ending?...
• Man 1: Excuse me, we wanted to see the geek who valued the happiness of his children more than money.
  Homer: [unenthused] Right here. Man 2: Aw, you said his head was the size of a baseball....
• Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes, "What is the real deal with Mr.
  Burns' assistant Smithers? You know what I'm talking about....
• Burns: I took in a movie. An appalling little piece of filth.
  Its leading lady was a blonde harlot who spent half the film strolling around naked as a jaybird!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Well, he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy.
  Marge: What's that? Homer: [thinks] A dinosaur! -- "Dog of Death...
• Homer: You know, Mr. Burns is so cheap -- Burns: What?
  Homer: I mean, you know, Mr. Burns is so old -- Bu...