Agent 1: [presses the buzzer]
Burns: [awakening, over the intercom] Mmm...hmm...what? How dare you
disturb me during nap time.
Agent 1: We're from the Nuclear Regulatory Commission. This is a
surprise test of worker competence.
Burns: There must be some mistake. We, er, we make cookies here: Mr.
Burns' Olde-Fashioned Good-Time Extra-Chewy --
Agent 2: [to Agent 3] Get the axe.
-- We've done this before, "Homer Goes to College"
Burns: [awakening, over the intercom] Mmm...hmm...what? How dare you
disturb me during nap time.
Agent 1: We're from the Nuclear Regulatory Commission. This is a
surprise test of worker competence.
Burns: There must be some mistake. We, er, we make cookies here: Mr.
Burns' Olde-Fashioned Good-Time Extra-Chewy --
Agent 2: [to Agent 3] Get the axe.
-- We've done this before, "Homer Goes to College"
Related:
- Agent 2: I'm still not sure how he caused the meltdown.
There wasn't any nuclear material in the truck... - Agent: Tell you what, sir. From now on, you'll be,
uh, Homer Thompson at Terror Lake. Let's just... - Agent 2: Homer, this is an exact replica of your work station.
Homer: [moans] Agent 2: Now we're going to simulate... - Bart: I can't stand to see you so miserable, Lis...unless it's from
a rubber spider down your dress.
Hmm, that gives me an idea. [pulls out pocket... - Goodman: Kids, meet your new foster family.
Rod+Todd:
We love you! Bart: [getting hugged] Uh...please... - Burns: Remember, your job and the future of your family hinges on
your successful completion of Nuclear Physics 101.
Oh, and one more thing: [ominously] you must find the... - Agent: We have places your family can hide in peace and security:
Cape Fear, Terror Lake, New Horrorfield, Screamville... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Smithers: Attention, everyone. Let's have an awed hush please for Mr.
Burns. [Everyone gasps] Burns: Compadres...
