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The Simpsons
- Marge: [looking at phone book] Lawyers, lawyers, lawyers.
oh! Lionel
Hutz. "Cases won in 30 minutes...
- Marge: Homer! Are you all right?
Homer: [meekly] No.
Hutz: Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock...
- Hear Ye, Hear Ye. The Court of Infernal Affairs is now in session.
The Grim Reaper speaks, "Treehouse of Horror...
- Hutz: First some ground rules. Number one, we get bathroom breaks
every half-hour.
Flanders: Agreed. Number two, the jury will be chosen...
- Flanders: I give you the Jury of the Damned! Benedict Arnold,
Lizzie
Borden, Richard Nixon --
Nixon...
- John Wilkes Booth, Blackbeard the Pirate, John Dillinger,
and the
starting line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers...
- Marge: [next to the high chair] I'm sorry, Mr. Blackbeard.
We're
low on chairs, and this is the last...
- I hold here a contract between myself and one Homer Simpson pledging me
his soul for a donut -
which I delivered! And it was scrump-diddley-
umptious...
- Flanders: I simply ask for what is mine!
[He sits down smugly]
Hutz:
[cocky] That was a right-pretty speech, sir. But I...
- Blackbeard: {[looking at the photo] Arr, 'tis some kind of treasure
map!}
Arnold:
{You idiot! You can't read.}
Blackbeard: {Aye, 'tis...
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