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The Simpsons
- Homer: OK, the trampoline was a bad idea. But you know what?
At least
I'm out there trying new things. If...
- Marge: Hmm...I didn't realize people saw me that way.
Lisa: Are you mad?
Marge: No, I'm fine. I'm going...
- Patty: Your blood pressure is off the chart.
Selma:
And I don't like this urine sample one bit.
-- The...
- Thank you, Martha Quinn. [Audience applauds]
There you have it:
unrehearsed testimonies from important celebrities...
- Goodman: You know, my course can help you with every personality
disorder in the "Feel Bad Rainbow." Let's look at the rainbow;
what's in there? [reads list] Depression, insomnia...
- Oh, hi! I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help
videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Confident,
Stupid". Well, now
I'm here to tell you about the...
- A few weeks ago, I was a washed-up actor with a drinking problem.
Then
Brad Goodman came along and gave me this job and...
- Troy: And now I'd like to introduce the man who will put the "you" in
"impr-you-vement".
Brad Goodman!
Brad: {Thank you so much, Troy. And...
- Brad: Folks, I'm often asked about my qualifications.
Well, I may not
have a lot of "credentials" or...
- Marge: That video really opened my eyes. I can see that I'm just a
passive-aggressive co-culprit.
By nagging you when you do
foolish things, I...
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