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The Simpsons
- Homer: Bart! How many times have I told you not to bite your sis -
[gasps] Wait a minute! You _are_ a vampire!
Abe...
- Homer, we've got to do something. Today, he's drinking people's blood.
Tomorrow, he could be smoking!
-- Marge, concerned...
- Lisa: The only way to get Bart back is to kill the head vampire:
Mr.
Burns!
Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare to...
- This is dangerous. I wish we could have found a sitter for Maggie.
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-- Marge, on a quest to kill Vampire Burns,
...
- I'm a vampire, and I've come to suck your blood!
[His false fangs fall out and he crashes into the refrigerator]
Oh!
[weakly] This cape is giving me a rash.
-- Fearsome...
- Lisa: Grandpa's a vampire?
Bart: We're all vampires!
Lisa: But, no! We killed Mr. Burns --
Homer: You have...
- Ooh! The Springfield Men's Shelter is giving away sixty soiled
mattresses!
Homer reads the "FOR FREE" section of the paper,
...
- Homer: Oh my God!
Lisa: What is it?
Homer: Tramapoline!
Trampopoline! [runs out]
Bart: He said what now?...
- Krusty: You here for the trampoline?
Homer: Yeah. What's the deal?
Krusty: Well, I used to do a lot of tumbling in my...
- Dad, this one gesture almost makes up for years of shaky fathering!
Lisa, after Homer gets a trampoline for the family...
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