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• Marge: [next to the high chair] I'm sorry, Mr. Blackbeard.
  We're low on chairs, and this is the last one....
• Hasta la vista, Abey.
  -- Bart Simpson plays John Wilkes Booth (the Assassinator), "I Love Lisa...
• C'mon, boy! Finish him off! -- Homer roots for John Wilkes Booth, "I Love Lisa
• Blackbeard: {[looking at the photo] Arr, 'tis some kind of treasure map!
  } Arnold: {You idiot! You can't read.} Blackbeard...
• Bart, do you want to play John Wilkes Booth, or do you want to act like a maniac?
  -- Miss Hoover gives Bart a scolding, "I Love Lisa...
• Never trust an automatic pistol or a D.A.'s deal. -- John Dillinge
• They're giving bank robbing a bad name. -- John Dillinger, on Bonnie and Clyde
• I hold here a contract between myself and one Homer Simpson pledging me his soul for a donut -- which I delivered!
  And it was scrump-diddley- umptious! -- The Satan/Flanders beast, "Treehouse of Horror IV...