Marge: [looking at phone book] Lawyers, lawyers, lawyers...oh! Lionel
Hutz. "Cases won in 30 minutes or your pizza's free." Hmm.
Bart: I'd sell my soul for a formula one racing car.
[Satan Ned appears with a race car]
Ned: Heh heh heh, that can be arranged.
Bart: Changed my mind. Sorry.
[Ned vanishes] Cool!
Marge: Bart! Stop pestering Satan.
-- "Treehouse of Horror IV"
Hutz. "Cases won in 30 minutes or your pizza's free." Hmm.
Bart: I'd sell my soul for a formula one racing car.
[Satan Ned appears with a race car]
Ned: Heh heh heh, that can be arranged.
Bart: Changed my mind. Sorry.
[Ned vanishes] Cool!
Marge: Bart! Stop pestering Satan.
-- "Treehouse of Horror IV"
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