I Hold Here A Contract Between Myself And One Homer Simpson Pledging Me His Soul For A Donut -- Which I Delivered!
I hold here a contract between myself and one Homer Simpson pledging me
his soul for a donut -- which I delivered! And it was scrump-diddley-
-- The Satan/Flanders beast, "Treehouse of Horror IV"
Troy: [voiceover] When Homer sold his soul for a donut, he found Hell isn't all it's cracked up to be in these never-before broadcast scenes.
[a demon selects Homer's head from several and grips it] [he rolls it down an alley as Homer's head screams] [it hits the spiked pins and breaks open, revealing a note...
Homer: [ruefully] I'd sell my soul for a donut. [The devil appears, looking like Flanders] Flande
Heh heh, that can be arranged. Homer: What -- Flanders!...
Dear Homer, I. O. U. one emergency donut. Signed, Homer.
Bastard! He's always one step ahead....
Flanders: All right, Simpson. You get your soul back.
[threateningly] But let that ill-gotten donut be forever on your head!...
Flanders: I simply ask for what is mine! [He sits down smugly] Hutz
[cocky] That was a right-pretty speech, sir. But I ask you, what is a contract?...
Flanders: Many people offer to sell their souls without reflecting on the grave ramifications -- Home
[impatiently] _Do_ you have a donut or not? Flande...
Homer: [answering door] Hello? Yes? Oh. [sees that it's Lard Lad] Heh heh.
If you're looking for that big donut of yours, um....
Hello? Yes? Oh! Heh, heh, uh ... if you're looking for that big donut of yours .
.. um, Flanders has it. Just smash open his house....
Flanders: Now remember, the instant you finish it, I own your soul for -- Home
[through a full mouth] Hey, wait: if I don't finish this last bite, you don't get my soul, do you?...