Flanders: I simply ask for what is mine!
[He sits down smugly]
Hutz: [cocky] That was a right-pretty speech, sir. But I ask you,
what is a contract? Webster's defines it as "an agreement
under the law which is unbreakable." [emphasizing] Which is
unbreakable!
[The jury look at him]
Excuse me, I must use the restroom.
-- An expert law-talking guy, "Treehouse of Horror IV"
[He sits down smugly]
Hutz: [cocky] That was a right-pretty speech, sir. But I ask you,
what is a contract? Webster's defines it as "an agreement
under the law which is unbreakable." [emphasizing] Which is
unbreakable!
[The jury look at him]
Excuse me, I must use the restroom.
-- An expert law-talking guy, "Treehouse of Horror IV"
Related:
- I hold here a contract between myself and one Homer Simpson pledging me
his soul for a donut -
which I delivered! And it was scrump-diddley- umptious... - Homer: D'oh! I mean...hey.
Bart: Good morning, Father dear.
[hands him comics] Hope you're well. Lisa: Are we... - Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to prove to you not only that
Freddy Quimby is guilty,
but that he is also innocent of _not_ being... - Flanders: I give you the Jury of the Damned! Benedict Arnold,
Lizzie Borden, Richard Nixon -- Nixon... - Marge: Homer! Are you all right?
Homer: [meekly] No.
Hutz: Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock... - Burns: Heh heh, look, Smithers -- a creature of pure malevolence.
He's the perfect one to suckle at my proverbial... - Hutz: First some ground rules. Number one, we get bathroom breaks
every half-hour.
Flanders: Agreed. Number two, the jury will be chosen... - NOTHING is unbreakable...
just ask any kid... - And you may ask yourself "Am I right? ... Am I wrong?"
And you may say to yourself "MY GOD!
WHAT HAVE I DONE?" -- The Talking...
