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The Simpsons
- Brad: This is really remarkable. Here we have a man with an obvious
eating disorder,
and a woman with a bizarre hairstyle, I'm sure
...
- Brad: We can all learn a lot from this young man here,
this, this --
Bart: Rudiger.
Brad: -- Rudiger. And...
- Brad: People, I am excited. I can sense a change in the air
tonight.
You are all going to start _living_, really
...
- Lisa: This is madness. He's just peddling a bunch of easy answers.
Carl: [enthusiastically] And how!
-- Lisa sees through...
- The winds of change are in the air in Springfield, and it's about as
refreshing as a pre-moistened towlette.
Folks are finally accepting
their feelings and really...
- Bart: Lis, today I am a god.
Lisa: Is that why you're sitting on an ice cream sandwich?
Bart: Eww!
-- Blessed by the holy bottom, "Bart's...
- Now instead of my boring old sermon, I'm going to take a page from the
Book of Bart to do something I've always wanted to do.
[Walks over to the organ]
Take five, Mrs. Feesh.
[Begins...
- Edna: [reading] "The wireless was an invention by Guglielmo
Marconi." Who can tell me what his first message was?
Bart: Uh --
Milhouse: I want-a change-a my name-a!...
- Bart: Lis, everyone in town is acting like me. So why does it suck?
Lisa: It's simple, Bart: you've defined yourself as...
- Lisa: Ever since that self-help guy came to town, you've lost your
identity.
You've fallen through the cracks of our quick-fix,...
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