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The Simpsons
- Skinner: Now I've gotten word that a child is using his imagination.
and I've come to put a stop to it!
Bart: [desperate]...
- Me mule wouldn't work in the mud. [mournfully] So I had to put
seventeen bullets in 'er!
Willy, problem-solver, "Treehouse of Horror...
- Bart: [with forced happiness] You believe me, don't you?
You're my
friend who believes me: sweet,...
- Bart: The gremlin's taking off the wheel. Stop the bus or we're all
gonna die!
[Seymour grabs him in a headlock]
Willy: Take me bridle...
- Skinner: Pull, Willy, pull!
Willy: I'm doing all the pulling,
you blouse-wearing poodle walker!
-- Fitting epithets...
- Bart: Look at the bus. I was right, I tell you, I was right!
Skinner: [sternly] Right or wrong, your behavior was...
- Bart: We come now to the final and most terrifying painting of the
evening.
To even gaze upon it is [dramatically] to go mad.
Homer...
- We had a story to go with this painting, but it was far too intense.
So
we just threw something together with vampires....
- Brockman: Another local peasant has been found dead -
drained of his
blood with two teeth marks...
- Lisa: No, no, they're wrong! The creature they seek is the walking
undead!
Nosferatu! Das Wampyr!
[Family looks blankly]...
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