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The Simpsons
- Marge: Homer, did you eat my whole pan of brownies?
Bart: Uh oh. You're in for it now, Dad.
Homer: Marge...
- Wow, for free! Surplus drums of mayonnaise from operation Desert Storm!
Homer finds more good free stuff,
"Bart's Inner...
- Homer: Well, here we are at the Brad Goodman lecture.
Lisa: We know, Dad.
Homer: I just thought I'd remind...
- Brad: Thank you. OK, folks. Let me hear what's troubling you.
Don't
be shy, yell it out. Everybody, go!...
- Right now, I want each of you to try something interesting.
There's no
trick to it -- it's just a simple trick...
- Brad: Now, close your eyes for a moment and really listen to that inner
voice inside,
your inner child. Listen! What's he saying?
Ned...
- Brad: Principal Skinner, let's try some rage work. I want you to
pretend this dummy right here is your mother.
Skinner: OK, I'll try.
Brad: Tell this dummy mother...
- Brad: You see, folks, we're all trying to please someone else.
And as
soon as you're not a human be-ing, you're...
- Brad: People, this young man here _is_ the inner child I've been talking
about!
Lisa: [incredulous] What?
-- Lisa's slow acceptance...
- Brad: Son, you've never read any of my books, have you?
Bart: [snorts] Earth to boring guy.
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