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The Simpsons
- Brockman: In a completely unrelated story, Montgomery Burns has just
closed a deal to buy the Springfield Blood Bank.
Burns: [blood on his cheek] Ooh, I'm very excited about...
- Homer: It sure was nice of Mr. Burns to invite us to a midnight dinner
at his country house in.
Pennsylvania!
Lisa: Aw, there's something fishy about...
- Burns: [over the intercom] Welcome, come in. Ah, fresh victims for
my ever-growing army of the undead -
Smithers: Sir, you have to let go of that button.
...
- Burns: Well, if it isn't my good friends, the, er -
Smithers: Simpson family, master.
Burns: Simpson...
- Lisa: [sotto voce] Dad, do you notice anything strange?
Homer: [sotto voce] Yeah, his hairdo looks so queer...
- Homer: Ooh, punch!
Lisa: [sniffs it] Ew! Dad, this is blood!
Homer: Correction -- _free_ blood.
-- Always lookin'...
- Lisa: [motioning to the coffins] Satisfied?
Bart: Big deal.
It's no different from the basement in Grandpa's rest...
- Bart: [strangled] Shee, ba-ba-ba-ba --
Lisa: Please,
Bart, I've seen your stupid Shemp.
Bart: Gna-gna-gna...
- Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire,
and he has Bart!
Burns: Why, Bart is right here.
Bart...
- Bart: Come join us, Lisa. It's so cool: you get to stay up all
night drinking blood.
Milhouse: And if you say you're a vampire, you get...
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