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The Simpsons
- Narrator: Ruth Powers was tried in Springfield Superior Court.
The
judge dismissed her ex-husband's auto...
- Bart: Paintings: lifeless images rendered in colorful goop.
But at
night, they take on a life of their own...
- The subject of our first painting tonight is the most foul,
evil,
vicious, diabolical beast to stalk the earth...
- Lenny: Sorry, Homer. While you were daydreaming we ate all the donuts.
Carl: Well, there were a few left, but we chucked them...
- Dear Homer, I. O. U. one emergency donut. Signed, Homer."
Bastard!
He's always one step ahead.
-- Homer, not realizing...
- Homer: [ruefully] I'd sell my soul for a donut.
[The devil appears,
looking like Flanders]
Flanders: Heh heh, that can...
- Flanders: Many people offer to sell their souls without reflecting on
the grave ramifications -
Homer: [impatiently] _Do_ you have a donut or not?...
- Burns: Hmm...who's that goat-legged fellow? I like the cut of his
jib.
Smithers: Er, Prince of Darkness, sir. He's your eleven...
- Flanders: Now remember, the instant you finish it, I own your soul for
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Homer: [through a full mouth] Hey, wait: if I don't...
- Lisa: Wait! Doesn't my father have the right to a fair trial?
Flanders: Oh, you Americans with your due process and...
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