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• Did you hear about the female activist who went berserk during a demonstration and attacked a karate-trained cop with a deadly weapon.
  She ended up a chopped libber....
• Did you hear about the jealous black activist who suspected that his wife was involved in some honkie-panky.
• Did you hear about the semiliterate streetwalker who unwittingly approached a plainsclothesman.
  Her proposition ended with a sentence....
• Did you hear about the woman who hates her husband so much that she closes her eyes during intercourse because she doesn't want to see him enjoying himself.
• Did you hear about the freshman coed who decided not to sign up for a course in sex education when she heard the final exam would be oral.
• You realize she's talking about our hamburgers here.
  -- Anonymous sixth grader during talk by animal right's activist; Newsweek, May 23, 1988...
• Did you hear about the french soldier who kisses both his wife's cheeks before he went to the front.
• Did you hear about the Newfie Who went flyfishing and came home with a seven pound bluebottle.
• Did you hear about the midget who was running away from the Prague Police?
  He ran up to a house, knocked on the door and asked the woman who opened the door if she would cache a small Czech....