- Did you hear about the over-eager bride who came,
walking down the aisle... - Did you hear about the perverted australian who left
his wife and returned to Sydney... - Did you hear about the pessimistic historian whose
latest book has chapter headings that read "World War... - Did you hear about the poor fellow whose unfortunate
pissing trajectory earned him the nickname Tinkletoes... - Did you hear about the poor girl from Appalachia who travelled
to the city and made it big in the massage parlor field -
a case of going from rags to rigids... - Did you hear about the porno film that outgrossed its
competitors... - Did you hear about the practical young miss who bought
a negligee with fur around the hemline to keep her... - Did you hear about the procedure whereby a Nobel Prize
winner furnishes sperm for artificial-insemination... - Did you hear about the real smart girl who could play
post-office all night without getting any mail in her... - Did you hear about the recent cigarette survey that
disclosed that 99% of the men who have tried Camels...
