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• Did you hear about the fellow who decided to start procrastinating but never got around to it.
• Did you hear that bookstores will soon be stocking a volume called "The Unsensuous Census Taker".
  It's about a guy who comes once every ten years....
• Did you hear about the desperate fellow with the frigid wife who bought a water bed and filled it with antifreeze.
• Did you hear about the fellow who chased his girlfriend up a tree and kissed her between the limbs.
• Did you hear about the nun who was two monks behind in her period.
• Did you hear about the sultan who had ten wives, nine of them had it soft.
• Did you hear about the fellow who bought his wife a gold coil.
  ..he had always wanted to come into wealth....
• Did you hear about the fellow who maintains a special register of particularly accommodating girls.
  He refers to it as his blew book....
• Did you hear about the couple on the stalled elevator who got off between floors.