Did You Hear About The Fellow Who Maintains A Special Register Of Particularly Accommodating Girls.

Did You Hear About The Fellow Who Maintains A Special Register Of Particularly Accommodating Girls.

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Did you hear about the fellow who maintains a special register
of particularly accommodating girls. He refers to it as his blew
book.

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