Did you hear about the beautiful woman with
lustrous raven tresses who does 100 strokes a night as a beauty
treatment. And after that, if she has any energy left, shhe brushes
her hair.
lustrous raven tresses who does 100 strokes a night as a beauty
treatment. And after that, if she has any energy left, shhe brushes
her hair.
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- Did you hear about the real smart girl who could play post-office all night without getting any mail in her box.
- Did you hear about the girl who was fired from her job in a
sperm bank after she became pregnant.
They discovered she'd been embezzling.... - Did you hear about the woman who hates her husband so much that she closes her eyes during intercourse because she doesn't want to see him enjoying himself.
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the Sex Device Manufacturers' Convention with a vague feeling of
unease.
She didn't know what was eating her.... - Did you hear about the newfie woman who couldn't get pregnant twice because she blew the both of them.
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S. but soon returned home--she missed her native tongue.... - Did you hear What to do about fall-out, re-insert and shorten strokes.
