Did You Hear About The Bright Young Student Who Was Awarded A Full Scholarship To The College Of His Choice -- It Paid For Tuition, Books, And Bail Money.

Did you hear about the bright young student who was awarded a
full scholarship to the college of his choice -- it paid for tuition,
books, and bail money.

Did you hear about the insurance salesman who says his greatest successes are with young housewives who aren't adequately covered.
Did you hear that David of the Bible was nothing but a young man who used leather to get his rocks off.
Did you hear about the absent minded sculptor who put his model to bed and started chiseling on his wife.
Skinner: Superintendent, we made the front page today!
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Did you hear about the young thing who is fondly known to the men in the office as Secretariat -- not because she's a good secretary but because she's a wonderful mount.
Did you hear about the practical young miss who bought a negligee with fur around the hemline to keep her neck warm.
Did you hear about the not too bright mother of 12 who was called upon to use her diaphragm so often that she kept it tacked to the headboard of her bed.
Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his sheep through town and was given a ticket for making a ewe turn?
Did you hear about the basketball player who was so tall that his girlfriend had to go up on him.

Did You Hear About The Bright Young Student Who Was Awarded A Full Scholarship To The College Of His Choice -- It Paid For Tuition, Books, And Bail Money.

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