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• You may be redneck... if less than half the cars in your yard, work.
• You will be successful in your work.
• 'Don't you know what good, clean fun is?' 'No, what good is it?' -- Benny Hill
• A car that starts when you have to go to work won't turn over on your day off. -- Doug Larso
• You know it is going to be a rotten day when... You've been at work for an hour before you notice that your skirt is caught in your pantyhose.
• Lisa: Maybe we can make your job more fun. [points to two radiation suits hanging on the wall] What are those?
  Homer: I dunno. -- How the devil should I know, I just work here, "Bart on the Road...
• You will be happy socially and in your work.
• If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation.
  If you work at it, it's golf. -- Bob Hope...