You Know You Are Getting Old When You Enter A Limozine And All The Cars Behind You Turn On Their Lights.

You Know You Are Getting Old When You Enter A Limozine And All The Cars Behind You Turn On Their Lights.

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You know you are getting old when you enter a limozine and all the cars
behind you turn on their lights.

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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. -- Bob Hope
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