You Know What's Probably A Good Thing To Hang On Your Porch In The Summertime, To Keep Mosquitoes Away From You And Your Guests?

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You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime,
to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests? Just a big bag of blood.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey