You Know What Kind Of Day It's Going To Be When You Stub Your Toe On The Pillow.

You Know What Kind Of Day It's Going To Be When You Stub Your Toe On The Pillow.

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You know what kind of day it's going to be when you stub your toe
on the pillow.

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You know it's going to be a bad day when: you see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
You know it's going to be a bad day when: you turn on the news and they're displaying emergency routes out of your city.
You know it's going to be a rotten day when... you forget your new password.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you see a 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office.
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You know it's going to be a rotten day when... your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.
You know it's going to be a bad day when: your twin sister forgets your birthday.
You know it's going to be a bad day when your twin brother forgot your birthday.
You know it's going to be a rotten day when... your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
You know it is going to be a rotten day when... You've been at work for an hour before you notice that your skirt is caught in your pantyhose.