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• Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
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  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
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• I know how you feel. I lost my dog, too. He's in here somewhere.
• A form of open-mindedness is the pathway to wisdom.
  Close your mind and you open the way for ignorance to flourish, but you will never even know it....
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