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• I think... I think it's in my basement... Let me go upstairs and check. -- Esche
• Bart: [running towards door with sled; goggles on head] Cowabunga!
  Marge: Remember to take a break if your arms go numb!...
• And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• A horrible little boy came up to me and said, `You know in your book The Martian Chronicles?
  ' I said, `Yes?' He said, `You know where you talk about Deimos rising in the East?...
• Mandrell: "You know what I think?" Doctor: "Ah, ah that's a catch question.
  With a brain your size you don't think, right?" -- Dr. Who...
• I'll tell you what I know, then," he decided. "The pin I'm wearing means I'm a member of the IA.
  That's Inamorati Anonymous. An inamorato is somebody in love....
• There once was a plumber from Leigh, Who was plumbing his maid by the sea, Said she, "Please stop plumbing, I think someone's coming!
  Said he, "Yes I know love, it's me....