Related:

• The Reaper Rap: You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper!
  -- Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey...
• Be *excellent* to each other. -- Bill, or Ted, in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
• Clinton: Ted, will you drive Hillary home?
• Gardening with Bill Clinton: From Weed to Flowers.
• You may be redneck... if you've ever used a weed eater indoors.
• Bill and Ted meet Wayne and Garth... EXCELLENT! NOT!
• Bill and Ted's excellent adventure happened in Florida.
• Tranquillizers might get you killed.
• You, you, you shouldn't, you shouldn't traumatize women with sexual intercourse.
  I should know, I'm a medieval doctor, I own a mansion and a yacht....