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Yo momma has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.
Yo momma has one hand and a Clapper.
Yo momma has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo momma has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo momma head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo momma head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo momma head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo momma head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo momma hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo momma house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
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