Yo Momma Head So Big She Has To Step Into Her Shirts.
Yo momma head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo momma arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo momma so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo momma head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo momma so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo momma head so big it shows up on radar.