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Yo momma like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one!
Yo momma like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw!
Yo momma like a refridgerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her!
Yo momma like a rifle... four cocks and she's loaded.
Yo momma like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!
Yo momma like a shotgun: one cock and she blows!
Yo momma like a tomato source bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!
Yo momma like a T.V. set, even a three year old can turn her on!
Yo momma like a vaccuum cleaner.....a real good suck.
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