Yo Momma Head So Small That She Got Her Ear Pierced And Died.
Yo momma head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo momma arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo momma head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo momma head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo momma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples!
Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo momma so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.