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Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo momma house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
Yo momma house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo momma in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more.
Yo momma is missing a finger and can't count past 9.
Yo momma like a bowling ball. She's picked up, fingered, and then thrown in the gutter.
Yo momma like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow.
Yo momma like a bus, fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
Yo momma like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn!
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