Yo Momma Has One Leg And A Bicycle.
Yo momma has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo momma has a short leg and walks in circles.
Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo momma has one hand and a Clapper.
Yo momma got a wooden leg with branches.
Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo momma has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.
Yo momma has a 'fro with warning lights.
Yo momma has a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo momma has an afro with a chin strap.