Yo Momma House So Dirty Roaches Ride Around On Dune Buggies!
Yo momma house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away....
Yo momma so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo momma so fat, I had to slap her thigh and ride the wave in.
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo momma so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.