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• Never count your chickens before they rip your lips off
• Never count your chickens before they rip your lips off.
• Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out light bulbs.
• I'll have four fried chickens and a coke. -Jake -- "The Blues Brothe
• Rolling Stones gather no moss and have big lips!
• Why did Mozart kill his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach, Bach!!
• Many count their chickens before they are hatched; and where they expect bacon, meet with broken bones.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iv, Chap. lv...