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Why do you hang out with that sadist? Beats me! -- B. Kliba
Why do you have all this anger toward me? A girl with long, dark hair broke my heart a long time ago.
Out of bitterness and resentment, I turned to crime. How about this one, my mother abandoned m...
Why do you lead me a wild-goose chase? -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap.
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Why do you mock me? Why do you wish to anger me? Only to see if it is still possible.
-- Worf and Korris, "Heart of Glory", stardate 41503.7...
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway???
Why do your backups fail when you need them?
Why do you read taglines?
Why do you think they call it a joystick?
Why do you think they call it birth **CONTROL**?

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